9 of the Most Terrible Car Jokes and Puns

Posted on by Defensive Driving | in Defensive Driving Online

 
We can only apologize for these truly awful car jokes and puns. But hopefully at least one of them will make you laugh!

1.

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta

2.

Car puns are exhausting.

3.

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now.

4.

carpun

5.

car pun

6.

koalified

7.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

8.

car pool
Get it??? CAR POOL!

9.

t wrecks
 
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