GOT A TICKET? JUST CLICK IT! I Did!!!August 9, 2010 | in Helping You Drive Safely
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Here are some funny quotes said by policman during a routine stop…
"If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired."
"So you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife will get a toaster oven."
"You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we don’t."
And here is a cute fishy police story. . . .
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in Lake Taupo. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a fishing warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma’am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn’t that obvious?")
"You’re in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I’m sorry officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven’t even touched you," says the game warden.
"That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma’am", and he left.
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