Top Ten things officers were overheard saying

Posted on by Defensive Driving Team | in The Daily Drive

A friend of mine recently sent me the following list of “comments made (allegedly) by Police Officers which were taken off of police car video cameras”:

1) “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

2) “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they are new.  They’ll stretch after you wear them awhile.”

3) “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

4) “You don’t know how fast you were going?  I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

5) “Warning! You want a warning? OK, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

6) “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.  Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

7) “Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

8) “Just how big were those ‘two beers’ you say you had?”

9) “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore.  We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

10) “You don’t think we give pretty women tickets?  You’re right, we don’t…Sign here.”

Not Letterman material, but still kind of funny.   But in all seriousness, if you do get a ticket or you just want to get discounts for auto insurance, remember DefensiveDriving.com, the only driver safety company that has an award winning movie as t97bb143110de50ff382f92259aaf4255he foundation for its defensive driving course.

 

 

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